rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

(via prinsasslou)

stylesforstiles:

#’how’s glasgow babe?’ #’it’s good. i miss you.’ #’stop you don’t really you’re having way too much fun wingmaning for ellis i may be 21 but i know how to use this internet thing #i’m doing fiiiiine don’t even worry about me i’ve got my take out and my fifa and my zayn you spend all the time you want up there okay?’ #’i’m ony my way home lou.’ #’OH THANK GOD okay where do i start so first off right after you left i tried to make myself tea right #and i TOTALLY know how to do that like i am a tea master but while i was waiting on the tea i forgot about the eggs benedict see #and the eggs actually like well i don’t know how to say this but they caught fire #BUT IT’S OKAY WE’RE ALL OKAY liam was here so it’s all settled not a scratch on your pristine kitchen #but i might have spilled the tea on your big orange sweater in the process cause see i stil haven’t figured out how to work our heating and #imsorryANYWAY ok so also #i finally got zayn to watch the notebook with me right and he’s an ace cuddler but he DIDN’T CRY AT THE END #zayn didn’t cry watching the notebook harry i think we might need to schedule some sort of band meeting #i think he’s stunted. emotionally stunted. #and then also the bed is like really really huge and i know i’ve said this before but harry i am a normal sized person and that is a bed for #for giants and like i don’t know hagrid. and you and me. #when is your plane supposed to land?’ #’i miss you too lou. give me an hour.’(tracedust)

(via chasingideas)

(Source: naked-jezus, via typical)

nialling911:

maybe zayn just has really poor vision and we think hes doing a sexy smolder  but really hes just like damn everythings so fuzzy i cant see shit

(via amlour)

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rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

(via freckles-on-my-cheeks)

sleepstagram:

all of u make harry out to be like this mysterious god of sex but hes so dorky i feel like if he tried to do any of those thigns u post about he would just like trip on the way to the bed 

(via damndimples)

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

(via sluttynarry)

(Source: lea-michele, via the-absolute-best-posts)

basedmamimi:

everyone should wear cute flower crowns. boys. girls. everything in between. rabbits. obama. everyone. 

(Source: ripelypine, via stylns)

(via findthatfire)

primroseys:

If i ever saw harry styles in person my first reaction would be to punch him

(via freckles-on-my-cheeks)