silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via lulz-time)

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

(via typical)

idreamofjimmy:

Sheen Estevez, Ace Attorney

(via unexpectedfailure)

troyesivan:

sometimes I feel sad that we don’t have emojis in real life but then I remember we have actual faces

(via tyleroakley)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via stripperina)

Q

Anonymous asked:

How do you think the mother of a man you would want to settle with (because eventually you will run out of having a body men will drool over and will need to depend on someone) will react when she finds out what you do?

A

stripperina:

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT WOMAN IS MARRY

WIFE AND MTOHER IS JOB OF ALL WOMMAN

ALL WOME GET OLD AND UGLY I AM INTENRNET SEXIST

carolrossettidesign:

[image text] Cecilia loves pole dance, but she’s been told to stop practicing it so that people won’t think she’s a slut. You shouldn’t care about that. Your dance is beautiful, Cecilia, and it doesn’t depreciate from your character. You can exercise however you like!

(via stripperina)

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

(via stripperina)

stripperina:

One of the saddest and most hilarious things is when a customers says “Oh yeah, I can tell your pussy is tight.”

Because no you can’t. You are looking at my vulva. You have no idea what’s going on inside. No idea. I could have a handful of dice rolling around in there. I could have an…